Friday, November 12, 2010

Baby Rockin to Florence and The Machine

Have to gotta love me sweet baby face hard rocka's.  This poor sweet nuttin of a bugga eatin, diaper crappa, let me eat some shmashed food kinda kid has some serious Rock N Rollin kind of genes. Not the jeans kind so let me splain. 

This kid wants his music, Florence and The Machine, and dont mess with him when he dont get it!!  He really lets you know when he is unhappy and you have no other alternative to provide this sweet face child with the happy sounds he requires and deserves.  I think we have a real head banger on our hands and I am askeared.  I have visions of clown makeup painted on the sweet babies face and some illegal substances at hand.

I KID I KID!!!  nope I dont, I dont..

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Insanity At A Subway!!!!

This is your brain on drugs... or maybe vats of alcohol, but watching this scene play out above.. I thought of ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY that was gonna happen..


Just as I was thinking that.. in come the shield carrying brigade armed with tasers slung over their wrists like big ol shotguns...

This guy was such a dipshit.  He was acting all so tough that he even beat up a telephone.

In the end..  he did as I expected.. cried like a baby and nearly sucking his thumb asking for his banky...


Woman Solves Wheel of Fortune Puzzle With One Letter

This is just crazy stuff plucked out of a "Good Feeling About It"!!

This woman has identified the first letter "L" in the 7 word phrase and then just decided to solve the puzzle.  Amazeballs..

I bet she was one of those kids in school who had those tight braided pigtails, perfectly clean shoes and white bobbi socks and a plaid skirt who never slouched or picked her nose who raised their hand for EVERY question.

I hated kids like that..

I prefer my Wheel Of Fortune in the casino's where I am a little over zealous, fueled by free watered down cocktails and just waiting for the slot machine to loudly applaud and scream.. WHEEL.. OF.. FORTUNE!!!  while the wheels spins and spins and everyone is looking at me and I am doing the happy dance!

Chuck Norris

Someone sent me a Tweeet today that I should Do a Google search for

"Where is Chuck Norris"

and click on the first option

These are the results you may get:
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.


  • Run, before he finds you
  • Try a different person
And I thought I had too much time on my hands....

Monday, November 8, 2010

Real Housewives Of Atlanta Recap Episode 6

Well my reality show junkie friends.. we got a guest blogger to recap the new episode and I do love this brand of SHNARK!!!

Sunday nights just got a whole lot better, people. What better way to end the weekend than sitting in front of the ladies from Atlanta? Let's jump right in with Miss Kim. Kimmy Kim Kim. We know you want to be Lady Gaga. We get it. We even have a great name for you - Duchess OMG. Imagine the air kisses you can share with the Countess! Shut the front door! But sweetie, it's just not gonna happen. That's not to say you aren't going to be the best Kim Zolciak ever. We believe you can do it. We're just not with you on the singing thing.

Click Here to Read More fantastic rhetoric from our guest blogger

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Real Housewives Of Atlanta Preview

Ok My Reality Junky Friends..  Here is a thread to spew all our shnarks and rants on the Real Housewives Of Altanta tonight at 10:00 PM!!

I hope to have a recap tomorrow of the show by a mystery guest blogger. 

Thursday, November 4, 2010

I'm Baaaaack!!!!!


Sorry Peeps.  I have taken a break and will do my best to update more often since I have included more fiber in my diet to be more regular. 

For my cyber friends.. please comment in any fashion that suits you.
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